Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
This house is full of old paper journals. I write behind dragons, Dr. Who and bilingual workshops. My organizational scheme unravels often and I only vaguely know what kind of information falls behind which cover. My mother wrote on her calendars, a clever plan that somehow I never picked up. Calendars make dating unnecessary while limiting entry size. If journaling sounds like too much work,… Read More
I love rainstorms. I’m not quite as crazy as some old college friends who used to climb trees during storms, but my youngest girl and I sat on the front porch yesterday during a rainstorm, just to watch the sheets of water fall and smell the fresh air. Rainstorms cleanse even as they drop bits of branches… Read More
Welcome, readers. Biographyjar.com has existed to tell my views and life story, complete with zombies. I merged a zombie blog into a biography blog and created… ummm, I’m not sure what. But I renewed the blog anyway. Enjoy. Reader’s Magnet has accidentally linked to this blog, rather than my education blog. If you are interested… Read More
Or did they? These are exactly the type of boys to go poking zombies with sticks. When the Apocalypse arrives, how will we know where our children are? At this point, society has so little discipline and so little chain of command, that whole schools may go over before anyone sounds the alarm. (What, she’s… Read More
Exactly what is on that plate? Notice the expression. If this man has not gone over, he is probably in the later stages of viral amplification. Beware. At the very least, this party is reaching the point where it’s time to go home.
Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway. RRehhrlleeeeeed zuhmmuhdulzuhnt zzahzzehrzizz uhll ehrled. ehhahrnn uhzzuhnn ehrrbb ruhhnzz neewayhh.
I love school cafeterias. There is so much food. Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.
One of the most important things we do in life is figuring out what matters: We have to sort out what matters a lot, what matters some, what matters a little, and what really does not matter at all. As the eminent sage Eminem noted, you got one shot and you better not blow it.… Read More
School has started. If only I could think. Szkuhlz ahhrduhd. Fohnlee ahkuhd dihnk.
Going down the chimney did not work for this cat and rat. Similar strategies are unlikely to work for anyone. Fleeing zombies is a lot like driving on the expressway. There is probably only one critical rule for safe driving: Always leave yourself a way out. In case of an actual outbreak, don’t get so excited by the fun of wiping… Read More
