All posts by Jocelyn the Plaid

Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway. RRehhrlleeeeeed zuhmmuhdulzuhnt zzahzzehrzizz uhll ehrled. ehhahrnn uhzzuhnn ehrrbb ruhhnzz neewayhh. 

I love school cafeterias. There is so much food. Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.

One of the most important things we do in life is figuring out what matters: We have to sort out what matters a lot, what matters some, what matters a little, and what really does not matter at all. As the eminent sage Eminem noted, you got one shot and you better not blow it.… Read More

School has started. If only I could think. Szkuhlz ahhrduhd. Fohnlee ahkuhd dihnk.

Going down the chimney did not work for this cat and rat. Similar strategies are unlikely to work for anyone. Fleeing zombies is a lot like driving on the expressway. There is probably only one critical rule for safe driving: Always leave yourself a way out. In case of an actual outbreak, don’t get so excited by the fun of wiping… Read More

Bunkers may serve our needs, but there’s a lot to be said for the garden variety castle, situated on the high ground with a spiffy gate to bar any moaning shufflers. I spent the last two weeks in so many easily defended stone buildings. Edinburgh castle has never been taken by direct force in over… Read More

Our fascination with the undead has a long history. Horror films are not a recent creation. Vampires were creatures of the silent films in the 1920s. Zombies are a slightly different story. White Zombie was a 1932 film produced and directed by brothers Victor and Edward Halperin. Bela Lugosi stars as Murder Legendre, an evil… Read More

The problem with airborne viruses is that everybody who dies can potentially reanimate. I honestly don’t know how you beat those numbers. http://jumpthecurve.net/unlearning/unlearning-lesson-17-do-the-math-until-it-doesnt-add-up/ We need the government to create a virus or bacteria (preferably) that can only be spread by some fluid exchange such as a bite. That should keep the infection rate down at a manageable… Read More

Just keep singing. You might as well.