Time to pull back from the edge everyone. The drama of this November is beginning to remind me of “Wolf in the Fold,” the Star Trek TOS Scotty episode where the spirit of Jack the Ripper makes his way from Rigel IV to Argelius, a friendly planet whose streets are coated with dry ice. In the guise of a bureaucrat, Jack embarks on a serial murder spree.
Reader, welcome to the planet Argelius II, otherwise known as Earth, a place where at least some of us seem to believe that the late Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chávez had the foresight to prepare to overthrow the President from the grave. While many details of the plot have been exposed, one important fact has been ignored by the mainstream media: the true culprit is Jack the Ripper. He probably took over the body of the 90 year-old George Soros (such an odd choice), now alleged to have been arrested for election interference.
Fortunately, George broke out of jail by using the manual override on the locking mechanism of his prison cell. That’s the cover story anyway. No one wants to admit the system’s complete failure to charge George for his part in this dastardly conspiracy. The alleged manhunt for George is serving to distract us from the real attack.
You heard it here first; Jack the Ripper, in the guise of billionaire liberal George Soros, vaporized the whole state of Pennsylvania. Facebook is even now attempting to replicate its Pennsylvania users in order to hide what happened. These replicants can only be detected using advanced scientific analysis, and since most conspiracy followers eschew science, no one is likely to realize that Pennsylvania is now inhabited only by Facebook Trolls. Bill Gates is going to use 5G to create an illusion of Pennsylvania in the distance, along with a series of GPS redirections that will prevent anyone from ever reaching Pennsylvania. Your only hope now will be a classic car with a map. And did you really want to go to Pennsylvania anyway?
It’s not easy to hew to a story as wild as a full-blown, unsubstantiated allegation of a vast international conspiracy to fix the election for Joe Biden, a story featuring George Soros, Antifa, the media, two companies that make voting machines, and the dead Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chávez. Except Hugo Chávez never really existed. Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, (1954 to 2013), President of Venezuela (1999–2013) was actually Jack the Ripper, only posing as a socialist and allying himself with the late Simón Bolívar, the South American independence hero, who was also JACK THE RIPPER.
The voting machines were a natural choice for an “entity” tired of transitioning between bodies. Like his original incarnation, Jack the Ripper, in “Wolf in the Fold,” we can assume this latest Jack wanted to live inside a network of machines, cleverly sowing fear throughout the nation as people tried to understand why the voting machines were supposed to be dangerous in the first place.
Donald Trump tweeted an early salvo: “Report: Dominion deleted 2.7 million Trump votes nationwide. Data analysis finds 221,000 Pennsylvania votes switched from President Trump to Biden. 941,000 Trump votes deleted. States using Dominion Voting Systems switched 435,000 votes from Trump to Biden.”
I loved the following: OAN’s Lilia Fifield actually made the following claim on the air, according to a clip on Mediaite:
“‘Election systems across the country are found to have deleted millions of votes cast for President Trump,’ she said. ‘According to an ****unaudited**** (my emphasis) analysis of data obtained from Edison Research, states using Dominion Voting Systems may have switched as many as 435,000 votes from President Trump to Joe Biden, and the author also finds another 2.7 million Trump votes appear to have been deleted by Dominion including almost one million truckloads in Pennsylvania alone.'”
I bet that sucker was ****unaudited****!
The plot itself is incomprehensible, allegedly perpetrated by Germany, Cuba, China, Venezuela, “leading technology and social media companies, two voting technology firms, Biden’s campaign, and local Democratic officials, especially in cities with mostly Black voters. ‘Globalist dictators, corporations, you name it, (Sidney) Powell said. ‘Everybody is against us.'” (https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/11/giuliani-alleges-a-vast-international-conspiracy-to-steal-the-election-from-trump/) It comes down to Hugo Chávez, secret creator of the Reese’s Peanut Butter cup, as well as Smartmatic, a UK based company linked to George Soros that provided voting machines for 16 states. Hugo is also a secret partner in another company that produces voting machines, Dominion.
Sidney Powell is allegedly a lawyer who may or may not be helping the Trump campaign and Rudy Ghouliani. I suspect them both of being Jack the Ripper, my theory being that when the “entity” entered the voting machines, it was forced to fragment, and many pieces of the “entity” are now finding natural homes in conspiracy theorists and lawyers.
For those who remember “Wolf in the Fold,” the solution to our problem was provided by Captain Kirk. What did the brave cápitan do when he realized that a creature which fed on fear had taken over his ship? He asked Dr. McCoy for help.
“I’ve got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano,” Bones answered.
Hypo by hypo, the doctor set about destroying any fear that might feed that future version of Jack the Ripper.
You are hypo-light, you say? Or you have to go to work? Whatever your excuse, you don’t have to take the mystery hypo to avoid the conspiracy, although it’s worth watching that great moment when Sulu says, “With an armful of this stuff, I wouldn’t be afraid of a supernova.”
But maybe you want to bravely face your fear of supernovas. You do you, reader. It’s all good. Here’s my maternal advice for the day:
Let the Jack the Ripper people tweet each other. Let the voting machines communicate with each other and maybe Donald Trump in his sleep. If you happen to see Hugo Chávez or Simón Bolívar walking toward you, turn around immediately and go the other direction.
The election’s over. No one can find any ghosts in the machines. It’s time to make cheesecake. Take up belly dancing. Maybe order a jigsaw puzzle. Take your first spacewalk.
I’m pretty sure Facebook will have a functional version of Pennsylvania up and running shortly.
Zombie phrase for the day:
Don’t walk where you can’t see your feet.
Dooohhhhh dahhhh deehhhrrr doooh gahhhh deeedooohhhhr beeeet.
