Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
To the Twitterverse: Who cares if “they” don’t like your tweets? They could run right past you in a marathon, completely unknown and unremarked. With rare exceptions, you would not recognize even one of “them” at the local Target or Walmart. They might as well be Super Mario’s second cousins. Social media creates bubbles within… Read More
Obese Time, filled with to-dos Eats up its own children, the fleeting minutes escaping into the too-much landscape littered with lists real or imagined written or implicit. On lucky days Time slips out of sight and mind where lists can’t follow. . Zombie phrase for the day: I think I lost my list. Ahhhhhhddiihhhhgggh ahh… Read More
My begonia In critical condition Drooping, wilts, crumples. A poinsettia dominates that window space now. I am the poinsettia whisperer. My last one lived nearly ten years, a gift from the Friends of Something or Another who helped out in the North Chicago schools.
Ten Periods is Four periods too many Walk walk walk walk walk END OF DAY Going outside I Walk grateful as I detach, Say “See you!” and smile. I will find some more of these and add on over the next few days. Zombie phrase for the day: The young ones are too fast. Duhhhh… Read More
Mostly, you can’t go wrong by focusing on the positive. A belief that things will work out for the best can create a mindset where things appear to have worked out for the best. If that best includes attaining the peace of mind that comes from having been bitten by a zombie and then converting… Read More
Zombie Phrase for the Day: You can eat the wax paper. Ooohhhhhg aaahhhhhddd eeed duhhh aaaaahggzz aaaayyyyehrr.
Look at the picture, reader. Were those real humans? Are those real humans? The most normal looking human in the below picture is definitely the guy in the portrait. That Arizona recount? No one would trust that recount whose brain cells were still remotely functional. And the idea that a former President might be reinstated… Read More
Zombie phrase of the day: I miss real tech support. Ahhhhhbihhth beeel dehhggg zzzuhhbohrrddd.
Your mind will go where your body takes it. If you tap the “Words with Friends” icon on the phone, you will begin spelling. If you tap Starbucks, you may find yourself in the car headed down the road toward a soy latte and croissant. We tend to ignore or discount our body’s part in… Read More
MICROSOFT NEWS POLL How often do you talk to your spouse / romantic partner about finances and money? Not often at all 10% Very often 30% Somewhat often 30% Not that often 10% Other / Does not apply 20% Sometimes I read and click on the dumbest damn polls. Let’s start with the differences between… Read More
