Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
Best quote: “A man’s got to know his limitations.” General lessons from Magnum Force: 1) Officer Friendly is not always your friend. 2) Never be Harry’s partner. 3) Before you proposition a random cop in the hallway, ask him out for coffee first. Avoid all men with bombs in their mailboxes. Lessons applied to dealing with zombies. 1) Officer Friendly… Read More
I always shop at the Goodwill like Virg. Ahhhwwzz ahhptt guhhhduhllllluhh biirjjj.
One of the best movie quotes ever: “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your… Read More
No zombies at the post office. No one on the phone either. Abby yelled at them. She and I agreed that it was actually a pretty nifty system: The phone always gives a busy signal. No one from the outside can reach you. In Stephen King’s book “Cell,” a pulse sent through phones turns people into zombies. With… Read More
Is it the first sign of the Apocalypse? For over half an hour, the Northbrook Post Office on Dundee has been unreachable. All we get is a “busy signal.” A courageous young girl named Abby is about to go investigate. Updates to follow.
EQUALLY DANGEROUS!!
I’m lost again. Ahhmm luhhdd gihhnnn.
So many lessons to choose from here… Don’t explore alien ships. Period.Never take your cat into space.Don’t cheap out on lighting when building spacecraft.Always follow quarantine procedures. Good advice for dealing with zombies too with a few adaptations. Don’t explore spooky buildings. Period. Think very carefully about attempts to rescue the cat. Don’t cheap out… Read More
If you are wondering how to distract Mr. Zombie, remember the old maxim KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid. Mr. Zombie is a simple creature. What does he like? Brains. What should you give him? Brains. The objective is to make sure they are somebody else’s brains. It’s really that simple. Keep a tube of some… Read More
Beer goes with brains, red wine with liver. Syrup goes with everything. Beeeuhrrgghhzz buhhrrnzz, urrrddnn ihhbberr. Zuuhhrb guh vvrihnn.
