If you are wondering how to distract Mr. Zombie, remember the old maxim KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid. Mr. Zombie is a simple creature. What does he like? Brains. What should you give him? Brains. The objective is to make sure they are somebody else’s brains. It’s really that simple. Keep a tube of some form of brain mush handy. Squirt when needed.
This post may seem simplistic but the advice above is a lot cheaper than a $16.95 self-help book. Self-help sections of libraries and book stores are packed with advice, but brain frosting is really all you need. Find out what you/they want. Find a way to get what you want or provide what they want. Stay out of trouble while squirting. It’s that simple.
