All posts by Jocelyn the Plaid

Not enough attempts have been made to actually communicate with the zombie. In particular, those zombies under 18 years of age need to be in school. Why aren’t they in school? I suspect it is the natural fear of their impact on schools’ standardized test scores. Their inability to hold a pencil can only bring… Read More

I wish to get a cat. Ahhshh duhh guhtahht.

The majority of recent readers are from Russia. Why? What leads these Russians to zombie blogs?  Is this mere serendipity? Perhaps not. Was it the Russian winter that stopped Napoleon and Hitler? Or something more sinister?

Yes, I visit the Centers for Disease Control often. Ahhvzzt sssuhnt zzzyzzcuhh aahhhn.

A naked “man” in Miami tried to eat another man’s head, as has been posted all over the internet. An officer ordered the naked man to back away, but the man growled and ignored him. The officer then shot the man. The naked, growling “man” continued to eat his victim, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue shooting. Witnesses… Read More

We’re going downtown tomorrow. Uuhrgghee ahngownd muhhroh.

Nuff said.

Many people naturally want to know what happened to those zombies from the Great Uprising of 1927.  They’re obviously not hanging out on Biloxi beaches. I suspect any survivors are somewhere inside Area 51. Not all the aliens our government has sequestered come from other planets.

Reconstructing historical events and putting the pieces together is always a challenge. Perusing the events of 1927 at first looks unpromising. Al Jolson released the first talking motion picture, “The Jazz Singer.” The Holland Tunnel opened.  Work began on Mt. Rushmore. Josef Stalin took control of Russia, expelling Trotsky. On May 22, some 200,000 people in Xining, China, died… Read More

Epic Tea Time w. Alan Rickman  He was one of my favorite actors, too. But I think he must have gone over. There is no other explanation for this video. Vaguely, as his brain moves into the shadows, he recalls that once he liked tea — but tea is no longer what he craves. The… Read More