Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
They don’t shed. Contrast this with the cat hair everywhere here. I’m not sure what their waste disposal method is exactly, but I’m sure there are no zombie boxes to clean. You do not have to take them for walks or even shuffles. If they could be trained to eat Ol’ Roy — which probably has brain… Read More
Dating by Smell Is the Latest Strange Way to Find Mr. Right You sleep in the same T-shirt for three nights in a row and then you bag the stinky shirt which you later take to a party. People sniff a bunch of smelly shirts and choose the shirt they’d most like to smell for the rest… Read More
159 users liked this comment, 0 users disliked this comment — I laughed. Taken from the same article that warns us not to wash fresh poultry since this will splash germs willy-nilly around the sink: http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/beware-meat-myths-150000645.html john • 1 hour 23 minutes ago “Four myths about meat that won’t die” If the animal won’t die, I… Read More
Photo By Ng Han Guan, File Not all zombie hoards shuffle aimlessly — unfortunately.
Notice the blankness in Steve’s eyes. More importantly, was there ever a period in history when this outfit might have passed for normal wearing apparel? Did Jack Lord pick this outfit? Or was someone else trying to provide us with a clue? And speaking of clues, old 5-0 fans should check out the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OYpbM5-uSk&feature=related… Read More
AhhhruuurpppXXXXZZZZahrgg! UURRZhhuuupp?Translation: Princess Leia is my favorite character. Who’s yours?
From yahoo.com The zombie romance novel cannot be far behind. I wish them all the happiness they can squeeze out of this life. Seriously, at least she’s not 23. The fellow may be as smart as his fortune indicates and maybe she’s smart enough to understand that current culture gives way too many cute… Read More
I don’t know the answer yet, but I suspect the following of being a clue: “Can you imagine being forced into a whale artery? Like, that’s how you die. Like, you just drown in it. That would be so horrible.”-Ej Kenny
Why zombies? That’s really the question. When we start inserting zombies into Pride and Prejudice, we have inserted zombies into territory usually reserved for romantics. We believe erudite readers of classic literature will spend $$$ on Darcy’s Adventures in the Land of the Undead. How did the walking dead sweep the land? Another question worth pondering: Given that almost everybody… Read More
To be continued…
