All posts by Jocelyn the Plaid

AhhhruuurpppXXXXZZZZahrgg! UURRZhhuuupp?Translation: Princess Leia is my favorite character. Who’s yours?

  From yahoo.com The zombie romance novel cannot be far behind. I wish them all the happiness they can squeeze out of this life. Seriously, at least she’s not 23. The fellow may be as smart as his fortune indicates and maybe she’s smart enough to understand that current culture gives way too many cute… Read More

I don’t know the answer yet, but I suspect the following of being a clue: “Can you imagine being forced into a whale artery? Like, that’s how you die. Like, you just drown in it. That would be so horrible.”-Ej Kenny

Why zombies? That’s really the question. When we start inserting zombies into Pride and Prejudice, we have inserted zombies into territory usually reserved for romantics. We believe erudite readers of classic literature will spend $$$ on Darcy’s Adventures in the Land of the Undead. How did the walking dead sweep the land? Another question worth pondering: Given that almost everybody… Read More

To be continued…

The Zombie Stephen Hawking doesn’t need to eat eat human flesh. He has all the brains he will ever need.

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http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/04/Jenna_Kirsch__Bel_Air__MD_full. Trick question: Which one is the zombie?

I don’t know what this blog is about. Perhaps I will simply make an observation a day for awhile. What defines a zombie? Lack of dreams, lack of motivation, lack of goals. The quest for meat is a mindless one, bereft of joy. If zombies have moments of triumph, well, those moments cannot be sustained.… Read More