All posts by Mississippi Maxie

“Good idea, Chuck, but syrup won’t stop them.” Do you recognize this quote? If so, you’re not a zombie yet anyway. Check it out. A little Firesign Theater nostalgia bombs the blog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V6z0OxuAzY

Careful! This zombie is using dragons, Jedi Knights and other stuffies for camouflage. You might not notice Zombie Kitty until it is too late.

I tried to read “The DaVinci Code” but the print was too small. Ahhtt ruhhddahhrruhduhhbuhnnjahggudd buhhddburryhnnddd oohzzmmll.

I will observe that this is one of the last choices I believe I would make while sleepwalking…. Casino robbery suspect: ‘I was sleepwalking’   By Eric Pfeiffer Winston A. Riley says he was sleepwalking at the time of the alleged robbery. (Connecticut Department of Corre …A Connecticut man accused of robbing an 81-year-old woman… Read More

HIV-positive saliva not a “deadly weapon”: NY court ReutersJun. 07, 2012 1:29PM PDTJun. 07, 2012 1:29PM PDT ALBANY, New York (Reuters) – An HIV-positive man who admitted to biting a police officer attempting to arrest him had his aggravated assault conviction overturned on Thursday by New York’s top court, which ruled the man’s saliva did… Read More

All my shoes have velcro straps. Ahhmm juvvullgrohhzz rahhbbpzz.

This can be tough. Naturally you want to let zombie kitty in. But it’s time to shut the back door for good. I recommend against tossing brains out the window. Do that and zombie kitty will be meoanyowling for more, day and night. Remember that zombie kitty does not need to sleep.

“We have to believe in free-will. We’ve got no choice.” Isaac Bashevis Singer Maybe part of the charm of the zombie concept is an enemy that has no free will.  What if we are wrong about that?

I wish to get a cat. Ahhshh duhh guhtahht.