Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
If they were due on the 21st, our zombies are late. Maybe they are even now shuffling up rural Mexican roads, but maybe they’re not. Hmmm. Apocalypse #2347 may have been averted, fortunately or unfortunately. Still, time may be short. Accordingly I’m going to suggest that tomorrow you tell one person something you like or… Read More
You want an excuse to retire? Zombies! Every time you walk into a crowd, you take a chance. Every time you walk into your office, you take a chance. You never know who may be walking into a cubicle down the hall. At what point does Joe cease to be Joe? While this last may… Read More
The entire magnetic field of this solar system blinked. Duhhnnndiirrrh dagdedigeeldvvv duzzulerzzizzduhmmbb ingged.
I want a Groot bobblehead of my own. Ahhnnntuhhh guuuhhht uhbbbauhhdvv dohhnn.
Zombie? Not zombie? It’s hard to tell but clearly fine motor skills and judgment are lacking here. What’s the harm in putting the kid in the shed anyway? He or she probably wasn’t doing anything useful in school anyway.
Some days it is hard not to eat the dog. Zuhmmmddzzz zzzardd nuhdd eeeddd ahhgg.
Are you a zombie? Look at the chart above. If you’ve never been able to eat a brain or part of the human viscera, consider yourself safe for the moment. If you’ve cooked and eaten ANY brains or sweetbreads, I’d be concerned. While not all sweetbread eaters are zombies, all zombies are sweetbread eaters. If… Read More
I hate kale juice. Ahhhhtttt guhhl dyuhzzzz.
I reread my last few posts, the ones written just before I faded off into the night. The zombie virus seems to creep up slowly on some people. Rereading my posts, I discovered a huge clue. Remotes can serve as canaries in the undead’s mineshafts. Our remotes are guides to more than a list of… Read More
Or at least I think I am. The real question is this: If I think, and therefore am, does that preclude my being a zombie? This is going to be a challenge. I intend to step back into my old life. Thanks to medical science, (I’m sorry about those guys), a slow thaw, and face… Read More
