All posts by Mississippi Maxie

In the early stages of viral replication, zombies have produced some exceptionally interesting science projects. This is only one example. The ripened banana in a bag project is another winner. Many zombies identify with ripening bananas.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t need orcs to destroy the Kingdom of Men. He can do it with his brain alone.

http://www.truthaboutabs.com/ab/?hop=m231g This picture was advertising a diet program. This man does not need a diet. He needs a hospital.

Keith Moon, The Who drummer who died in 1978, was invited to play at the upcoming London Olympics but, alas, the poor fellow was cremated before he could reanimate. There are plenty of Elvis impersonators who could do the job — animated, reanimated and/or trapped in the past, I recommend that London look for a version of the… Read More

“It was a wise man who said that there is no greater inequality than theequal treatment of unequals.” ~ Felix Frankfurter True or not true, I make the observation that we would never consider treating zombies as our equals. We would never read them their Miranda rights. We’re pretty comfortable with our decisions at the… Read More

Our current obsession with fashionistas and reality TV is probably a way to avoid looking at the zombies. When we focus on fashion disasters, we can avoid thinking about anything of genuine importance. This helps explain why millions of Americans are reading about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. At the very least we can be pretty sure they’re… Read More