All posts by Mississippi Maxie

The weird thing is — there is no zombie Monday. No zombie Friday. The undead are oblivious to the day or date. They are oblivious to the presence or absence of morning coffee. This is the proverbial no-brainer, but it’s worth taking a few moments to contemplate how many little details go into our operational… Read More

You can’t have Sherlock Holmes without Dr. Watson. Oohhgguuhnnndd uhvzzhhehrlugg uhllmzz idahhddurr ahhdzuhhn.

Is it thin because we are making it thin? Or do we simply feel the change? We might easily attribute the feeling to the coming of winter, All Saints Day or All Souls Day, The Day of the Dead, or other rituals that surround us, some as simple as the changing of the clock. But… Read More

Tired of posting tonight but in this time of people confused by gas pumps that don’t magically spout gas in the absence of electricity, I think maybe I have to say this: That flashlight? You need batteries for it. If you wait until the dead are on your doorstep, there won’t be any batteries left… Read More

Every so often, it’s good to slow down. Stop. Take a moment to meditate. Be mindful. Ask yourself: What’s distracting me from my purpose? Because the zombies in your mind can keep you from preparing for the zombies coming down the road. While you think about next week’s responsibilities, that well is going undug. A… Read More

Where is my sock monkey? Ehhrrzz muhhzzzuhgg muhhnngeee?

You don’t just want a well. You want a well with a handy bucket (Or at least a well with a hand pump.) located in a defensible position. This leads to the natural question: Shall I just ignore local ordinances or do I need a vacation place? It’s a tough question. It’s hard to secretly… Read More

A motorcyle won’t know enough not to go over the hill. Your trusty horse will. These guys are all decked out to do it right except for the flimsy clothing. Once they get their chainmail or motorcycle leather, they will be ready.

If not, did you buy your motorcycle?

Elevators are scary. I keep forgetting how they work. Ehllvv Dohrrrrzz garhee. Ahhggeeb vohrgehddihg owday uhhrgg.