Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
Or did they? These are exactly the type of boys to go poking zombies with sticks. When the Apocalypse arrives, how will we know where our children are? At this point, society has so little discipline and so little chain of command, that whole schools may go over before anyone sounds the alarm. (What, she’s not home? I’ll talk to her when she comes home.)
Exactly what is on that plate? Notice the expression. If this man has not gone over, he is probably in the later stages of viral amplification. Beware. At the very least, this party is reaching the point where it’s time to go home.
Exactly what is on that plate? Notice the expression. If this man has not gone over, he is probably in the later stages of viral amplification. Beware. At the very least, this party is reaching the point where it’s time to go home.
Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway.
Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway.
I love school cafeterias. There is so much food.
Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.
I love school cafeterias. There is so much food.
Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.
No doubt a number of followers have laid mental flowers on my grave after this long absence. After so long it’s only natural to think I was a little too slow, a little to complacent when my friend’s enunciation started to slip and she started to shamble.
Well, it was a close one. Here’s my advice for the day: Never put it down to the beer. A serious attack on a six-pack can easily disguise the signs that someone is going over.
One of the most important things we do in life is figuring out what matters: We have to sort out what matters a lot, what matters some, what matters a little, and what really does not matter at all. As the eminent sage Eminem noted, you got one shot and you better not blow it. Cardio matters a lot.
In the end, the best laid plans can be thwarted by the simple inability to run. Keep in mind that even Powerscooters will be of little use during the Apocalypse. If the electricity is out, you won’t be able to charge your Powerscooter. Powerscooter or no, the zombie won’t give up. He’ll keep coming after you. Will you be able to keep running?
