You could do it right now? Or you could go looking for a crochet hook. If you don’t want to teach yourself (more) Russian this month, you might make a scarf instead. Scarves use up a lot of time. Can’t crochet? I’m pretty sure you can find videos to teach you brain surgery out there somewhere — Don’t try this at home! — while tips for doing weird things to yarn are everywhere.
A stranger in Omaha is just waiting to show you how to make your own doilies, the doilies you never even knew you needed. I’ll recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdLjTVruXvI to get started. I don’t know if this woman lives in Omaha, but she does provide useful tips for placing your online hook and yarn order. My only area of disagreement: skip that recommendation for a light, solid color yarn. I prefer variegated yarns. For one thing, they hide minor flaws in that first scarf extremely well. Solids tend to show where the stitch slipped.
