Really, the crone is rather fascinating. It takes a special person to decide to weaponize a dog park — a special person to pull up to a park and immediately start taking movies to send off to animal control even though there are only three dogs in the whole park, they are all pretty close to the same size, and they are all playing happily. Did she ask anyone to move from the small dog side (26 pounds and under) to the empty, large dog side, which was noticeably muddier?
Nope. Just like last time, she immediately contacted the authorities. She used her phone to record three perfectly happy playing dogs who would have welcomed her dog — with the result that one dog left and the other two promptly went to the large dog side. Just like last two times, the crone’s fluffy, black doodle ended up “playing” all by himself, alone on the small dog side of the park. Irony: The crone’s dog definitely looks bigger than 26 pounds to me.
Bionote: I’m getting tired of making excuses for weird humans. A number of us have said, “Oh, she’s ill.” Maybe yes, maybe no. Whatever. A little kindness would go a long way in the world right now. I would settle for a few remnants of civility.
