Readers are no doubt thinking, “Now wait a minute! I can see the halberds, but nail polish remover? Why?”
Why does a dog roll in disgusting piles of compost? Can zombies actually smell brains? The research is not in yet, but it takes only seconds to dump a bottle of acetone over your hair and clothing. If you hear moaning in the distance, a quick Cutex bath may be exactly what you need. Splash! Mr. Zombie won’t smell YOUR brains anyway! It’s up to you to decide if you want to keep a bottle handy in every room, but a collection of bathroom bottles are essential.
