Zombie Proofing the Home (Continued)

You can’t get to the halberds on the wall. There’s not enough time to make a lasso with the blinky strands of Christmas lights. What to do? Sometimes a muzzle will work. The right, metal magazine rack can be just what you need. Pick up the above and — Whamm!! — stick it right over Mr. Zombie’s head.
Many magazine racks fit the need here, allowing you to accessorize your home in keeping with your personal taste. Just make sure the metal pattern forms an effective muzzle. The teeth must NOT be able to come through the bars. It’s also important to remember that some zombies have very big heads so your rack must not be too narrow. Test your rack on a large, male friend to make sure you are making the right choice.

About Jocelyn the Plaid

Seasoned. Jaded. A fan of Star Trek, Star Wars, the Marvel universe, and science fiction and fantasy generally. Zombies anyone? This blog contains bits of my history, thoughts and inspirations that struck me along the way, and zombie preparedness, along with zombie phrases for the day. Lots of random musing.

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