This lovely young woman is about to go over. The blank, hostile stare of her eyes tells you all you need to know. Because she is a friend of the family, you naturally want to spare her until a cure can be found. That’s where the random, hanging Christmas lights come in.
Even zombies can’t eat what they can’t reach. The key is to immobilize the arms and legs. You need to wrap this girl up fast. Obviously you will want random, hanging Christmas lights in all your rooms. Wire, string or even yarn can be used in a pinch, but these alternatives are simply less aesthetically appealing than a good strand of blinky lights. Blinkly lights make your house warm and homey while providing a quick means to take control of the infected.
