They don’t shed. Contrast this with the cat hair everywhere here.
I’m not sure what their waste disposal method is exactly, but I’m sure there are no zombie boxes to clean.
You do not have to take them for walks or even shuffles.
If they could be trained to eat Ol’ Roy — which probably has brain matter in it, I think it’s got about everything else — we might be in business. Maybe Roy’s owner could be convinced to start a new product line — Ol’ Rot. They want brains? We give them brains. Domestication might not be far behind.
