159 users liked this comment, 0 users disliked this comment — I laughed. Taken from the same article that warns us not to wash fresh poultry since this will splash germs willy-nilly around the sink:
john • 1 hour 23 minutes ago
“Four myths about meat that won’t die”
If the animal won’t die, I would suggest finding a more competent butcher.”
I agree with John. I might add that quite obviously no one should eat meat from an animal that will not die. In the same vein as the above article, one should not kill the undead with a chainsaw. Forget the movies. Germs will be splashing everywhere, and the undead are a lot bigger than some random Amish chicken.