Can you make a Crisco candle ?
Undead translation: ggahhnnnoommehhgg gihhgohhgahhdahh?
Note for apocalypse fans: Dubious sources say these pseudo-lard candles can last up to 45 days. You need to use cotton, jute or another natural material for the wick. Please note the Crisco can is flammable, but if you can’t avoid setting yourself on fire with the Crisco, maybe it’s time to let the zombies in the gate.
What’s the harm in laying in a few cans of this hydrogenated delight? According to Crisco, unopened Crisco has an indefinite shelf life and the stuff lasts a year once opened if you don’t burn it up. The internet has tips for adding scent and color for readers who feel artistic or adventurous.
