Brains taste delicious. If only I could move. Oh no. That dog is looking at me.
Braaayyynnnzz aaayyzzzd ihhshuzz. Ihvv uhhhhneee ahhhg uhhd ooovhh. ohhhhdooohh. Daaadahhhzzzz oooggeendd eee.
Zombie preparedness: A reminder not to be staring at our phones while we walk our dogs on winter sidewalks. I assume we are mostly smarter than that, but in those carrying the virus, lapses in judgement sometimes occur. No text is worth suddenly finding yourself face-to-face with the frozen undead.
Also, be damn careful of all that ice. For the next few months, we will be walking on dangerous paths sometimes, whether the undead are mobile or not.
A public service announcement from the Zombie Bio Blog.
