These two fellows are owned by a hockey player, Karl Alzner. In her excellent book “Feed” — a strongly recommended read for fans of zombie fic — Mira Grant creates a universe where animals over a certain weight can convert into zombies. I’d say the small guy here is looking pretty suspicious, though, no matter how much he weighs. Notice the expressions of contentment. Are these normal dogs? A normal dog should be hiding under the table in shame. Unless this is how Alzner’s house usually looks and he’s trying to blame the dogs, I’d say watch out for these two. Obviously you need to steer clear of Alzner as well.
