“U.S. Battling Giant Shrimp Invasion” the Yahoo title says. The link leads to “Cannibal shrimp: The invasion has begun.” One problem with preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse: If we are too preoccupied with the zombie hordes, those giant shrimp might slip right past us.
Giant shrimp in the neighborhood? Don’t trust them to eat each other. We have to eat them first. I recommend giant sushi logs, the ultimate Godzilla rolls. Our weapons of choice? Flame throwers and wasabi mustard.
The best enemy is an edible enemy, your zombie opponent would say, and in this case Mr. Zombie might be right.
