The Hungry Jack Plot

Remember the June 9th post about the semitrailer that dumped hundreds of boxes of Hungry Jack syrup bottles? Well, I still haven’t figured out what it means, but I am making progress. The vital questions we have to answer, of course, are the following: Who the hell is Jack? What exactly is he hungry for? Most… Read More

Sleeping or Reanimating? There is NO Way to Know!

The problem is simple. The recently deceased usually look as if they are sleeping. This woman may be seconds away from zombiehood. What to do? One technique is to yell loudly. Stand near the door, ready to run, and shout: “HEY, ARE YOU AWAKE?” If this poor woman is dead, she will most likely not respond.  If… Read More

Don’t Let Important Omens Slip Past YOU

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p5a7s/ and http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-history-the-apocalypse.jpg Picture of a door taken at a favorite con. What do YOU have on YOUR door? Of course, the really cool thing about omens is that they are in the eye of the beholder. I’m pretty sure the following is an omen. I am still trying to figure out what it means. Hungry… Read More

Zombie Phrase for the Day

Zombie Phrase: Do you suppose blind people eat more sausage? Duhhpzzbuhhndpuhhblll eeell zzahzzjjiha? NOTE: The significance of this phrase, if translated correctly by the researcher who was tracking this seemingly ordinary conversation, is immense. If translated correctly, this tells us that zombies are capable of abstract thought. The idea that a zombie is a mindless eating… Read More

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