All posts by Mississippi Maxie

Or anywhere else during the Apocalypse. Motorcycle. Bike. Some device that goes off road. I’m pretty sure they have not paved the Rainbow Bridge. I’m also sure that the roads are likely to be impassable once swarms of the dead actually appear. Note to those in New York who are obviously in the early stages… Read More

The thing is, we want to go to Asgard. Of course, anyone would want to go to Asgard. But I fear our motivation may not be a desire to actually see Thor’s Hammer. No, we sense that the Day of The Dead may be near and we are seeking shelter and maybe a place in… Read More

Sometimes I sneak M & Ms. Zuhhmmddeyimzzahh zzneeegh eemuhnemmzzz.

Or did they? These are exactly the type of boys to go poking zombies with sticks. When the Apocalypse arrives, how will we know where our children are? At this point, society has so little discipline and so little chain of command, that whole schools may go over before anyone sounds the alarm. (What, she’s… Read More

Exactly what is on that plate? Notice the expression. If this man has not gone over, he is probably in the later stages of viral amplification. Beware. At the very least, this party is reaching the point where it’s time to go home.

Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway. RRehhrlleeeeeed zuhmmuhdulzuhnt zzahzzehrzizz uhll ehrled. ehhahrnn uhzzuhnn ehrrbb ruhhnzz neewayhh. 

I love school cafeterias. There is so much food. Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.

No doubt a number of followers have laid mental flowers on my grave after this long absence. After so long it’s only natural to think I was a little too slow, a little to complacent when my friend’s enunciation started to slip and she started to shamble. Well, it was a close one. Here’s my… Read More

I plan to eat Justin Bieber on principal. Ahhblnn eeed uzzduhn beeuhbuhrnn brihnzbuhl. http://styledip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jb-justin-bieber-24670417-1024-768.jpg

These handsome outfits are not as poor a choice as they might appear. Ideally clothing should be difficult for teeth to penetrate. Leather or metal is preferred. In the absence of leather chaps or chain mail, though, the key is to keep teeth away. Getting through voluminous petticoats is not easy. The downside to this… Read More