These handsome outfits are not as poor a choice as they might appear. Ideally clothing should be difficult for teeth to penetrate. Leather or metal is preferred. In the absence of leather chaps or chain mail, though, the key is to keep teeth away. Getting through voluminous petticoats is not easy.
The downside to this clothing does need to be considered. It’s easy to grab. There’s a lot of cloth for fumbling fingers to grasp. Still, these dresses beat jeans and a loose top any day.
The truth is that America is unprepared to dress for the apocalypse. We have the technology to build impenetrable clothing. Where is this clothing? I will suggest this as an entrepreneurial opportunity awaiting the right person.