All posts by Mississippi Maxie

Kenyan student held in US over alleged cannibalism AFP – 3 hrs ago A 21-year-old student from Kenya was held without bail in the US state of Maryland Saturday after allegedly killing and eating parts of his housemate, CNN television reported. Alexander Kinyua was arrested after being charged with first-degree murder, first-degree assault and second-degree… Read More

Blinky Lights Galore! These people know at least some of the basic tenets of long-term survival. If the electric fence fails, they can lasso anyone shuffling into their yard from almost any place near the front door. Once they board over the windows, they will be ready. Note that a display of this nature also helps… Read More

A determined woman could break off the end of this bottle and attempt to ward of the undead as she fled. But if they’re really at all the windows and doors — I’d say chug it down. This lucky girl probably never noticed when she was bitten. I’d bet her whole conversion process was completely… Read More

I have an irrational fear of landmines. Ahhvvnnrrshuhnnl veervv lahamahn.

You know instantly that the woman is extremely dangerous. Despite the lack of oozy flecks of brain on her hoodie, she has the classic expression we have come to associate with the undead. The fact that she is unafraid of the dinosaur beside her also tells you that her brain is gone. Notice, too, the white purse… Read More

Sometimes I miss morning coffee. ZZuhhmmddmmnnndd bluhhvv mrrrggg vee.

I cannot brain. I have the dumb. Ahhggnahh braaaiinn. Ahhvvzz duhh.

Do you have a zombie infestation plan? Many people do not. Others have amazingly lame plans. Do not go to the roof, for example. Whether or not Mr. Zombie can climb stairs, staring down at hordes of the hungry undead from the safety of cedar shingles makes about as much sense as contacting your secret… Read More

Asgard is a real place you know. ZZggubhbrz uhrl plahzzuh nuhhgg.

Is he or isn’t he? If his hairdresser knew for sure, he probably ate his hairdresser so that’s one test we can’t use. I say he’s not. If he was a zombie, he would have no need to avoid the water. The undead can’t drown and they are not temperature sensitive. So his hairdresser is… Read More