Do you have a zombie infestation plan? Many people do not. Others have amazingly lame plans. Do not go to the roof, for example. Whether or not Mr. Zombie can climb stairs, staring down at hordes of the hungry undead from the safety of cedar shingles makes about as much sense as contacting your secret organization through your shoe phone. Ringggg. Ringggg. What’s for supper?
The above is a perfect example of forward-thinking home decor. No matter where you are surprised, a handy halberd awaits you. The high, bifurcated windows provide an additional deterrent.
