Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
We are still waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Yet Monday we will most likely return to our jobs, having never once had to grab the axe. To all you zombie enthusiasts: You may have been on the losing side of the zombie bet, but don’t be sure it was the wrong side. Timing is everything:… Read More
I have returned from the Amazon and locked my specimen in the shed. I wish I’d thought to take the bike out first. But if I have to buy a new bike, that’s probably a better plan than entering the shed at his time. I’m feeding him though the dog door. First news flash, my… Read More
Invented by Burger King, this device allows you to hang a burger around your neck. They call it a Whopper holder, designed to allow you hands-free eating. Why is humanity likely to survive the Zombie Apocalypse? We are clever and we will do stupid things for no damn reason. The Whopper holder should give us… Read More
Star Trek: The Return of the Archons (#1.21)” (1967) Captain James T. Kirk: [recognizing his crewman among the stunned citizens] Lieutenant O’Neal. He’s one of our men. Reger: Not anymore. He’s been absorbed. From http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708476/ Mysteriously, this post did not survive the transfer with blogger. The idea is simple enough: Your… Read More
This may be the coolest car in the world, ready to spirit you away when the moaning is heard over the hill. However, you most likely own another make and model.The advice for zombies and major snowstorms is pretty much the same. Think full tank of gas, preferably with good mileage, no mechanical issues, and… Read More
Suspicious? The alarm bells are blaring. Something is going on in this woman’s brain. Is it the wine, the frosting or viral amplification? We won’t be sure for some days or weeks, so caution is indicated. Don’t turn your back on “57” here until she’s shown she can behave. Hmmm. I know “57.” Unfortunately, you… Read More
Electronics need fewer buttons. Ehhrehhdruhhniguhh ihhdooher uhhdduhns.
Electronics need bigger buttons! Ehhrehhdruhhniguhh ihhddihgrrr uhhdduhns!
http://ernestsewell.com/image/50029280576 The guy on the left is the President of Abercrombie & Fitch, Mike Jeffries. The guy on the right is his cousin.While we never want to discriminate on looks, the fact is that appearance is probably the easiest way to identify the protozombie once he or she is well on the way to viral… Read More
I always liked Hannibal Lecter. Aaahhhhhwayyzz wayyggdd Abuhhhh Ehhggduhhr.
