We are still waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Yet Monday we will most likely return to our jobs, having never once had to grab the axe. To all you zombie enthusiasts: You may have been on the losing side of the zombie bet, but don’t be sure it was the wrong side. Timing is everything: Timing is nothing. The date of the Alpacalypse is irrelevant. If/when it comes, you will need to be ready.
