Sharing the World with the Undead
Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
He’s gone now and it’s a pity. If the undead start walking, we will need men like John Wayne. For one thing Wayne would have known how to warn people about the threat. It’s not good to sound too excitable when talking about the walking dead. You run into a room screaming and your credibility… Read More
Put your phone down. I hate pictures. Buhhhdsuhhrr vohnn duhhhn. Ahhhdttd ichhjuhrr.
That $199 zombie protection kit? Don’t do it. In times of crisis, you want the best quality fit to meet your situation. Make your own. Be creative. Go to your shelter and visualize daily life in hiding. What do you need? Mandalas to color? 1000 piece puzzles to put together? You might try shutting off your phone and… Read More
Blenders are hard to use but brains are good with ice cream. Sometimes I get lucky and it works. Behhhdurrdddd oozzebuh brayhhnzzurrr guhhhwahhh eyezzsgueem. zuhbbdieb ahhggdd ugghee ahhddd iddurkzzz.
A previous post, not far back among posts, though some distance back in time, raises the question of identifying the protozombie before it’s too late. Can’t. We blew the whole converter assembly. Damn. What? Oh, no. Have to stop now. The basement has been compromised. In any case., zombies seldom wear hats well. At least,… Read More
So you want to identify trouble before it starts? Separate the humans from those on viral overload? One place to start might be table manners. What does your date eat? How does your date eat? If we are talking about a family member, have their table manners changed? These are big clues. Why did the… Read More
Did you know cat tails are edible? Duuhhduhhnuhh gahhdaiizz urrhhh duhbull?
I am waiting for the picture of something that might once have been a potato. Or might have been something else. How do we tell the enemy from a strange, hairy guy on the street? How do we know if the horrific smell from the cupboard is a potato, maybe a potato infested by mystery… Read More
A Cheesburger pic that asks a couple of fine questions for our times. Do you want in? Are you where you want to be? What side do you think the zombies are on? Have you managed to put a door between yourself and your pursuers? If not, what’s stopping you? Forget the zombies for a… Read More
Humans taste like chicken. oohmuhnnzz ayzz ayyhh ihgguhn.
