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Why zombies? That’s really the question. When we start inserting zombies into Pride and Prejudice, we have inserted zombies into territory usually reserved for romantics. We believe erudite readers of classic literature will spend $$$ on Darcy’s Adventures in the Land of the Undead.

How did the walking dead sweep the land?

Another question worth pondering: Given that almost everybody dies in almost all zombie movies, why have we embraced the genre? OK, so not all films have to be happily ever after, but how many people should we chew up before we grab the popcorn and turn on Dr. Who instead?

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Notice the hat and shades, the apparently misshapen legs. Poor fashion sense? Or the need to hide scabs and an oozing scalp?

Apparently this “man” believes he is dressed to go out in public, too. Poor fashion sense? Or obvious brain damage? The fact that he can barely walk in those pants provides an excellent cover for the trademark of the zombie — the AIMLESS SHUFFLE.

Avoid anyone who dresses like this.

In the early stages of viral replication, zombies have produced some exceptionally interesting science projects. This is only one example. The ripened banana in a bag project is another winner. Many zombies identify with ripening bananas.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t need orcs to destroy the Kingdom of Men. He can do it with his brain alone.

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/04/Jenna_Kirsch__Bel_Air__MD_full.

Trick question: Which one is the zombie?

Keith Moon, The Who drummer who died in 1978, was invited to play at the upcoming London Olympics but, alas, the poor fellow was cremated before he could reanimate.

There are plenty of Elvis impersonators who could do the job — animated, reanimated and/or trapped in the past, I recommend that London look for a version of the King. Or heck, why not look for the King himself?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/76807172/cute-zombie-elvis-pendant-necklace
(This is a fun shop btw!)