All posts in May 2012
Zen and Zombies
We can start with a simple observation: No one meditates better than a zombie. While occasional flashes of tasty brain matter may intrude into the zombie consciousness, for the most part a zombie lives entirely in the present.
Disclaimer: This post in no way advocates zombiehood as a shortcut to Enlightenment.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
I often get lost on my way to the mall.
Ahhh ahhenn gae elllzzz ahn ahh eejhhhght mmmmubhl.
Can Zombies Floss?
Giant Shrimp Invasion
“U.S. Battling Giant Shrimp Invasion” the Yahoo title says. The link leads to “Cannibal shrimp: The invasion has begun.” One problem with preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse: If we are too preoccupied with the zombie hordes, those giant shrimp might slip right past us.
Giant shrimp in the neighborhood? Don’t trust them to eat each other. We have to eat them first. I recommend giant sushi logs, the ultimate Godzilla rolls. Our weapons of choice? Flame throwers and wasabi mustard.
The best enemy is an edible enemy, your zombie opponent would say, and in this case Mr. Zombie might be right.