How about a border planter box?
In the background, Albert is listening to the news. I’m not sure why he wants to do this, but a small group of well-dressed pundits are debating problems with the border wall. How will we pay for the wall? We are beginning to have doubts about our Mexican benefactors, I fear. We are beginning to realize that fences are damn expensive. Even a white picket fence would pick lots of voters’ pockets. Peter Piper picked a peck of pissed-off Hispanic expatriates…
I say forget the wall. We’ll put in laser beams. We can put Skynet in charge. We’ll build an army of cyborgs to manage the beams and arm them with additional light sabers. Nobody will get through. Nobody will dare challenge our cyberwall.
Everybody will be afraid to get near the United States. Or northern Mexico. Or Arizona. Or New Mexico. The Texans have cajones and I think they will manage to hold their ground, maybe even finally fly their own flag again. Under my plan we should be able to shift a great deal of the far southern population to the North, while solving the Southern border problem once and for all.
Shall I tweet the POTUS? My plan’s as good as his plan right now. Better, except for the fact that Skynet is a fictional corporation. But as he himself would agree — there’s a lot of fiction floating around out there.
Zombie Phrase for the Day: Where is the Play-Doh?
Weehhhrrrzzzz uhhh baayyyy-dohhh? (Note that those without lips will not be able to include the “b” sound. )
