Are you a zombie? Look at the chart above. If you’ve never been able to eat a brain or part of the human viscera, consider yourself safe for the moment. If you’ve cooked and eaten ANY brains or sweetbreads, I’d be concerned. While not all sweetbread eaters are zombies, all zombies are sweetbread eaters. If you just chucked those innards in a frying pan — or went straight to the raw product inside the cranial cavity — it’s time to lock yourself in the shed.
