Zombies eat brains. O.K., but we need to ask ourselves another question: What don’t zombies eat? What CAN’T zombies eat? Onions are bad for dogs. This might naturally lead us to a related question: How much onion does it take to poison a zombie?
This could be lots of fun. The idea is to force feed onions to a zombie until we learn the approximate fatal dosage, preferably in grams per kilogram . For our experiment, we will need a number of zombies and a few truly crazed volunteers. We might also need an engineer. I believe we’ll want to create tools so that we can do our force feeding from a distance.
We need multiple zombies because I don’t want to see any schlock science here. Our results need to be repeated before we go public. No half-baked schemes! (Although sauteing the onions is a perfectly viable option.)
After we’re done with onions, we can start on other fruits, vegetables and random canned goods.
Not so easy to comment here. You have to prove you're not a zombie or maybe a robot by typing hard to decipher numbers and letter in a little box. Blogger needs to make the comment function easier to use.
Trying to post a comment to see if it works
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Absolutely agree. It grieves me to think that desperate humans seeking guidance may be unable to ask me specific questions.