Headless Turkeys

What became of those heads? I assume we are not breeding headless turkeys, although almost no one really knows what goes on inside poultry farms. The farmers don’t talk and the turkeys can’t talk. It’s an ideal set-up for a conspiracy.

Let’s say, for example, that the government is breeding zombies as part of a biological warfare program. How will they keep these zombies alive while they are not active in the field? This calls for a large quantity of brain matter.

What animals arrive annually at the end of November — always conspicuously missing their heads?

The headless turkey. Coincidence? Or something far more sinister?

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