Some zombies are easy to recognize, of course. By the time they reach the drooling stage with flecks of flesh and blood spattered across their hoodie — well, I hope you don’t need me to warn you to stay out of the way of Oozy Hoodie Zombie.
But before the final transition, a zombie may look nearly human. How do you recognize these protozombies? There ARE clues. Notice what Metta World Peace is wearing on what appears to be public television. Zombies begin getting loose on details as they transition. Want a new name? I know! I’ll call myself Metta World Peace. That’s just so much cooler than Ron Artest.
Protozombies are also clumsy. Wham! That elbow just goes flying. Being loose on details, Metta then tries to explain that he knocked that poor fellow to the floor by accident. Beware of Metta World Peace. I’d watch out for anyone who believes his story, too.
