Inside the Electric Fence

Blinky Lights Galore!
These people know at least some of the basic tenets of long-term survival. If the electric fence fails, they can lasso anyone shuffling into their yard from almost any place near the front door. Once they board over the windows, they will be ready.
Note that a display of this nature also helps detect those in the process of conversion. Such a lovely holiday display ought to bring out smiles of happiness. Anyone who walks up the path without smiling should probably be summarily executed.  

If the Building’s Surrounded

A determined woman could break off the end of this bottle and attempt to ward of the undead as she fled. But if they’re really at all the windows and doors — I’d say chug it down. This lucky girl probably never noticed when she was bitten. I’d bet her whole conversion process was completely painless.

Too Obvious but Probably Worth a Post

A naked “man” in Miami tried to eat another man’s head, as has been posted all over the internet. An officer ordered the naked man to back away, but the man growled and ignored him. The officer then shot the man. The naked, growling “man” continued to eat his victim, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue shooting. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. The victim was taken to the hospital.

I am going to assume that if you are reading this blog that you won’t go to Miami.

What happened after the man was taken to the hospital? Have we heard a single report about the subsequent outbreak? Did they manage to suppress the outbreak? Unfortunately, after the Great Uprising of 1927 in Mississippi, it is clear that our government leaders are going to bury the unburied bodies, suppressing information despite the threat to public safety.

An intriguing note: Florida, Mississippi and Georgia all have similar climates and topography.

Among the questions that naturally spring to mind: Why is the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) — a U.S. federal agency under the Department of Health and Human Sevices –headquartered in Druid Hills, Georgia, in Greater Atlanta? There is a lame cover story about malaria prevention, but how many people do you know who have succumbed to malaria? Think about this.

Druid Hills, Georgia? Does that even make sense?

The Great Zombie Uprising of 1927

Reconstructing historical events and putting the pieces together is always a challenge. Perusing the events of 1927 at first looks unpromising. Al Jolson released the first talking motion picture, “The Jazz Singer.” The Holland Tunnel opened.  Work began on Mt. Rushmore. Josef Stalin took control of Russia, expelling Trotsky. On May 22, some 200,000 people in Xining, China, died from an earthquake measuring 8.6 on Richter scale. Just one day earlier, Charles Lindbergh had completed the first transatlantic solo flight in The Spirit of Saint Louis. Which of these events, if any, figured in the 1927 uprising and the remarkably effective cover-up that followed? If Xining, China, were not so far from Mississippi we might easily have our answer. But even if 200,000 zombies could cross the ocean — by no means certain, given the intense pressures on the ocean bottom — those zombies would take months to make the journey. The simplest understanding of geography also suggests that the zombies would land on the west coast of the American continent. If 200,000 zombies had walked across Mexico, the southern United States or even Panama, reports would likely have been too numerous to suppress. We might wonder if Lindy is a link in the puzzle. In particular, we might naturally ask what scared Lindbergh into taking a tiny metal box all the way across an ocean? What did he see that made him flee the U.S. at that exact year in time? A good question and we will never actually know how zombies fit into the historic journey made by the Spirit of St. Louis.  

One event from that time makes the undeadness meter ping like a Geiger counter in a starship’s warp core: The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927.

This flood affected 700,000 people  and is considered by some to be the greatest national disaster in US history. Here is a quick down and dirty review of the official story:

Information and Timeline For Great Mississippi Flood
1. Heavy Rain began in the late summer, a year before in 1926.
2. On April 15, 1927, 15 inches of rain fell in 18 hours.
3. April 15th, the Mississippi River broke out of its levee system at 145 locations.
4. Water flooded an area of twenty-seven thousand square miles.
5. States affected included AR, IL, KY, LA, MS, MO, TN, TX, OK and KS.
6. Worst affected was Arkansas, 14% of the state was flooded.
7. Following the disaster the Flood Control Act of 1928 created the world’s longest system of levees.

From http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/1927.html

The rain is indisputable, of course. But let’s forget about levee systems and look at the effect of flooding 27,000 square miles. How many cemeteries are there in a 27,000 square mile area? How many gravesites are there in those cemeteries? We could probably come up with a rough calculation, but I’m sure even approximate numbers are unnecessary. The tally of corpses freed in the muddy waters had to run to many thousands. How many reanimated? Even if only one in one thousand came back to shuffle beside the chewed-up banks of the Mississippi River, the loss of life would have been horrific and, unfortunately, easily explained away as a natural consequence of the Flood.

The Conversion Process in an English Actor

Epic Tea Time w. Alan Rickman 

He was one of my favorite actors, too. But I think he must have gone over. There is no other explanation for this video. Vaguely, as his brain moves into the shadows, he recalls that once he liked tea — but tea is no longer what he craves.

The copyright seems a little obscure: Uploaded to www.youtube.com by on Jul 19, 2011 — although there seems to be squabbling on this issue.

Check out this video, though. It’s marvelous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV1JDW43kUE&feature=share

Know Your Enemy

You know instantly that the woman is extremely dangerous. Despite the lack of oozy flecks of brain on her hoodie, she has the classic expression we have come to associate with the undead. The fact that she is unafraid of the dinosaur beside her also tells you that her brain is gone. Notice, too, the white purse she carries. Remember — fashion sense goes early in the conversion process. No sensible person on a quest for raw meat would wear white.

But you might miss the fellow behind her. With his sporty baseball cap, sunglasses and cheery smile, he could be any man on the street — any man deliberately following a zombie toward a raptor, that is. Sometimes you can’t tell by looks. You have to go by what your instinct tells you.

My undeadness meter is pinging right off the chart here.

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