All posts by Mississippi Maxie

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/capitals-defenceman-karl-alzner-dogs-had-way-more-214529458.html These two fellows are owned by a hockey player, Karl Alzner. In her excellent book “Feed” — a strongly recommended read for fans of zombie fic — Mira Grant creates a universe where animals over a certain weight can convert into zombies. I’d say the small guy here is looking pretty suspicious, though, no matter… Read More

We can start with a simple observation: No one meditates better than a zombie. While occasional flashes of tasty brain matter may intrude into the zombie consciousness, for the most part a zombie lives entirely in the present. Disclaimer: This post in no way advocates zombiehood as a shortcut to Enlightenment.

I often get lost on my way to the mall. Ahhh ahhenn gae elllzzz ahn ahh eejhhhght mmmmubhl.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/cannibal-shrimp-invasion-begun-165542739.html by Claudine Zap “U.S. Battling Giant Shrimp Invasion” the Yahoo title says. The link leads to “Cannibal shrimp: The invasion has begun.” One problem with preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse: If we are too preoccupied with the zombie hordes, those giant shrimp might slip right past us. Giant shrimp in the neighborhood? Don’t trust them to… Read More

Lord Voldemort was a pussy! LAaahhh Ahhrmmmm aa a Haa guuHHHweeee!

http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4e73a5276bb3f7071400000c/metta-world-peace.jpg Some zombies are easy to recognize, of course. By the time they reach the drooling stage with flecks of flesh and blood spattered across their hoodie — well, I hope you don’t need me to warn you to stay out of the way of Oozy Hoodie Zombie. But before the final transition, a zombie… Read More

AHHatuhhhh! Oooohhiiunnnduuuh aawth awwwwwaaah?Dammit! Who invented cats anyway?

AwwrrGhsssa uurwaahuihhh WiiiisshUUrusus oooorn Laah!Translation: My favorite radio commentator is Rush Limbaugh.

mobi.cocoperez.com Rumor has it that Britney spent $20,000 for this bra. Is it time to cull the herd? Is that why the idea of the zombie has so much appeal? It’s at least time to whap some of them up the side of the head. I want that $20,000. I’ll give it to my cousin… Read More

maniacworld.com Notice the hat and shades, the apparently misshapen legs. Poor fashion sense? Or the need to hide scabs and an oozing scalp? Apparently this “man” believes he is dressed to go out in public, too. Poor fashion sense? Or obvious brain damage? The fact that he can barely walk in those pants provides an excellent cover for… Read More