I reread my last few posts, the ones written just before I faded off into the night. The zombie virus seems to creep up slowly on some people. Rereading my posts, I discovered a huge clue.
Remotes can serve as canaries in the undead’s mineshafts. Our remotes are guides to more than a list of programming. Readers, is the remote getting harder to handle? Do buttons take you to places you had not planned to visit? Are you staring mindlessly at turquoise jewelry, Judge Mathis and random Bar Rescues? Are you watching Law and Order because you can’t find that tiny silver box — again — but you finally stumbled on the the TVs “ON” button?
TV can make zombies of us all. TV can also help us to identify humans on viral overload. If your remote has you flummoxed, you need to scour the internet for cures for the zombie virus. Try http://zombieresearchsociety.com/archives/8101, for example.
The truth is out there. Your problem will be sorting through all the misinformation and disinformation in search of that truth, Desperate times call for desperate measures. Drink gallons of kale juice for a few weeks. See what happens. See how you feel. If you don’t get sick of kale juice, you will know something is wrong.
Any nontoxic, potential cure is worth a shot.
