Cremation for All

A harmless museum in Europe somewhere? Or a repository for the undead? At what point do the dead cease to be dead? I don’t know and neither do you.

We need an amendment requiring cremation of all the dead. Just to kill (and cremate) two birds with one stone, we might link this to an amendment eliminating the electoral college, requiring that the U.S. Presidential candidate with the most votes be the automatic winner. The President will naturally nominate the Secretary of Zombie Affairs.

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