The preceding translation ought to give us pause. If rendered correctly, we again must face the possibility that our zombie model has been overly simplified. This zombie is planning. This zombie shows problem-solving skills, like the raptors turning doorknobs in Jurassic Park.
On the other hand, the zombie’s comments also suggest a solution to a problem that no doubt many of us have been curious about. After we lock Uncle Sid or Cousin Thug Wannabe in the shed, how do we feed them? Clearly we don’t want to unchain the shed door.
Mice and rats seem the obvious solution to our problems. Reptile owners across the United States have been feeding mice to their pets forever. All you need to do is drill a little hole in the shed wall.
