Well, somebody is. Maybe it’s gnomes or elves. Or my eldest child. This much I know. The electronics are slowly running down. Accident? Or something more sinister?
Zombies stealing cables and chargers
Zombie phrase for the day
I no longer suffer from anxiety.
Ahhnnnoh ahhnnehr zzuhhvvurr uhhm aaahndiedee.
Faithful Canine Companions
In everday life, it’s great to be greeted by your dog(s) at the door. Nobody adores us like our dog.
But dogs really are a first line of zombie defense. That barking at strangers and barking at things or people that smell funny is an invaluable asset when sorting the dead from the undead and sort of dead. Walking the dog regularly is also good extra cardio for a day when the dead come walking.
Some of you are probably saying that it’s 2013 and the crisis is past. The crisis of a hypothetical threat from an unknown source is never past. That’s the charm of such threats. We can’t prove they don’t exist simply because we have not yet encountered the moaning and shuffling hordes. I say stay on your guard. If you don’t have a dog, get one. If you live someplace where a dog won’t work, ask yourself: Do I really want to live here?
Zombie Phrase for the Day
I used to love the Teletubbies.
Ahhhzzdd lubbduhhh dulldubbieezz.
An Inspired Cheezburger moment
I think the purple guy’s my favorite in this universe too.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
If you hit the gong with donuts, it does not work too good.
Ihvvooh ihdduh guhhnn wihdduhnuzz iduhhnn uhrkkdoo goohh.
The One Who Dies with the Most Toys Is Dead
Or undead. Whatever. Toys are not the answer. Too many toys will weigh you down when you have to travel light. Plus the desire for more toys can distract us from what matters — taking care of our own lives and your loved ones. As part of New Year’s meanderings, why not take a few minutes to write down what matters in your life. Every so often it’s good to check in on this.
Copied from the net — Almost Surely Protozombies
Robbers mistakenly break into KFC, expecting a jewelry store
By Mike Krumboltz | The Sideshow – 6 hrs ago
The scene of the crime in Beaudesert, Australia (Google Maps with Street View)Somebody took a wrong turn at the deep fryer. A pair of crooks in Australia found themselves in an unusual spot when they attempted to tunnel into a jewelry store but ended up in a KFC restaurant on New Year’s Eve.
The mishap took place near Brisbane, Australia. Fortunately nobody was hurt. When they saw where they were, the two alleged thieves, Peter Welsh and Dwayne Doolan, decided to hold up the customers. They left with about $2,700. But they didn’t escape for long. Welsh and Doolan were arrested a short time later.
According to a report from Australia’s Sky News, the pair “smashed their way through a wall in a communal toilet block tunnel, hoping to enter Wrights Jewellers.” Instead, they found themselves in a land of herbs and spices. This was not their first attempt to break into the jewelry store. Before the KFC fiasco, the pair mistakenly broke into an Animal Welfare League Opportunity Shop, where they stole about $50 from a charity plate.
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All I can say is this: I doubt these guys are still human, and they are probably about to go into the ravenous stage. Stay away from their teeth.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
I don’t really miss the internet.
Ahhhduhnn ihlih iszz duhh nuhtt.
In a zoo in Europe in the year 2423 AD
The survivors of this century’s apocalypse will look at this wall and will realize that some prescient soul from our time predicted the end of their world. A few hardy believers will promptly start putting away food and water to prepare for the Simian Virus that is about to wipe out humankind. In our way, humans are predictable. We always have to be preparing for the end.
A wall mural in a zoo? Or a warning?
