Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway.
RRehhrlleeeeeed zuhmmuhdulzuhnt zzahzzehrzizz uhll ehrled. ehhahrnn uhzzuhnn ehrrbb ruhhnzz neewayhh.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
Zombie Phrase for the Day
Really, eating some adolescents is a service to the world. They aren’t using their brains anyway.
RRehhrlleeeeeed zuhmmuhdulzuhnt zzahzzehrzizz uhll ehrled. ehhahrnn uhzzuhnn ehrrbb ruhhnzz neewayhh.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
I love school cafeterias. There is so much food.
Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
I love school cafeterias. There is so much food.
Ahhhlllvvv zoohllgg ahvuhderreeahz. Dehhrzzohmm uhj vuhd.
Greetings from the Basement
No doubt a number of followers have laid mental flowers on my grave after this long absence. After so long it’s only natural to think I was a little too slow, a little to complacent when my friend’s enunciation started to slip and she started to shamble.
Well, it was a close one. Here’s my advice for the day: Never put it down to the beer. A serious attack on a six-pack can easily disguise the signs that someone is going over.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
I plan to eat Justin Bieber on principal.
Ahhblnn eeed uzzduhn beeuhbuhrnn brihnzbuhl.
Cardio may be old news but…
One of the most important things we do in life is figuring out what matters: We have to sort out what matters a lot, what matters some, what matters a little, and what really does not matter at all. As the eminent sage Eminem noted, you got one shot and you better not blow it. Cardio matters a lot.
In the end, the best laid plans can be thwarted by the simple inability to run. Keep in mind that even Powerscooters will be of little use during the Apocalypse. If the electricity is out, you won’t be able to charge your Powerscooter. Powerscooter or no, the zombie won’t give up. He’ll keep coming after you. Will you be able to keep running?
Zombie Phrase for the Day
School has started. If only I could think.
Szkuhlz ahhrduhd. Fohnlee ahkuhd dihnk.
Dressing for the Apocalypse or the Prom
These handsome outfits are not as poor a choice as they might appear. Ideally clothing should be difficult for teeth to penetrate. Leather or metal is preferred. In the absence of leather chaps or chain mail, though, the key is to keep teeth away. Getting through voluminous petticoats is not easy.
The downside to this clothing does need to be considered. It’s easy to grab. There’s a lot of cloth for fumbling fingers to grasp. Still, these dresses beat jeans and a loose top any day.
The truth is that America is unprepared to dress for the apocalypse. We have the technology to build impenetrable clothing. Where is this clothing? I will suggest this as an entrepreneurial opportunity awaiting the right person.
Do not hide in chimneys!
Going down the chimney did not work for this cat and rat. Similar strategies are unlikely to work for anyone.
Fleeing zombies is a lot like driving on the expressway. There is probably only one critical rule for safe driving: Always leave yourself a way out.
In case of an actual outbreak, don’t get so excited by the fun of wiping out zombies that you forget to make a mental note of all the exits.
