Biographical Musings from the Zombie Jar
Rumor has it that Britney spent $20,000 for this bra. Is it time to cull the herd? Is that why the idea of the zombie has so much appeal? It’s at least time to whap some of them up the side of the head. I want that $20,000. I’ll give it to my cousin Joan to use to rescue abandoned doggies who need homes.
I don’t know the answer yet, but I suspect the following of being a clue:
“Can you imagine being forced into a whale artery? Like, that’s how you die. Like, you just drown in it. That would be so horrible.”-Ej Kenny
Why zombies? That’s really the question. When we start inserting zombies into Pride and Prejudice, we have inserted zombies into territory usually reserved for romantics. We believe erudite readers of classic literature will spend $$$ on Darcy’s Adventures in the Land of the Undead.
How did the walking dead sweep the land?
Another question worth pondering: Given that almost everybody dies in almost all zombie movies, why have we embraced the genre? OK, so not all films have to be happily ever after, but how many people should we chew up before we grab the popcorn and turn on Dr. Who instead?
maniacworld.comNotice the hat and shades, the apparently misshapen legs. Poor fashion sense? Or the need to hide scabs and an oozing scalp?
Apparently this “man” believes he is dressed to go out in public, too. Poor fashion sense? Or obvious brain damage? The fact that he can barely walk in those pants provides an excellent cover for the trademark of the zombie — the AIMLESS SHUFFLE.
Avoid anyone who dresses like this.
In the early stages of viral replication, zombies have produced some exceptionally interesting science projects. This is only one example. The ripened banana in a bag project is another winner. Many zombies identify with ripening bananas.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t need orcs to destroy the Kingdom of Men. He can do it with his brain alone.
