Zombies do not have to pretend to be fiscally responsible
Zombie Phrase for the Day
AHHatuhhhh! Oooohhiiunnnduuuh aawth awwwwwaaah?
Dammit! Who invented cats anyway?
Good Things about Zombies
They don’t shed. Contrast this with the cat hair everywhere here.
I’m not sure what their waste disposal method is exactly, but I’m sure there are no zombie boxes to clean.
You do not have to take them for walks or even shuffles.
If they could be trained to eat Ol’ Roy — which probably has brain matter in it, I think it’s got about everything else — we might be in business. Maybe Roy’s owner could be convinced to start a new product line — Ol’ Rot. They want brains? We give them brains. Domestication might not be far behind.
The funny part of this article is I think it might work
Dating by Smell Is the Latest Strange Way to Find Mr. Right
You sleep in the same T-shirt for three nights in a row and then you bag the stinky shirt which you later take to a party. People sniff a bunch of smelly shirts and choose the shirt they’d most like to smell for the rest of their lives.
I liked the idea. It’s one way to avoid Mr. Wrong, I guess, and it should eliminate Mr. Zombie as well. Of course, Mr. Right may need a few attributes other than “least stinky” — but maybe not. Lower expectations = Fewer disappointments. I don’t think expectations can get a lot lower than the stinky t-shirt test.
adapted from http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/136354/dating_by_smell_is_the
Posted by Kiri Blakeleyon April 19, 2012 at 8:00 PM (Cafe mom tends to forget the zombies. With luck, they will continue to forget her.)
Beware the Meat Myths!
159 users liked this comment, 0 users disliked this comment — I laughed. Taken from the same article that warns us not to wash fresh poultry since this will splash germs willy-nilly around the sink:
john • 1 hour 23 minutes ago
“Four myths about meat that won’t die”
If the animal won’t die, I would suggest finding a more competent butcher.”
I agree with John. I might add that quite obviously no one should eat meat from an animal that will not die. In the same vein as the above article, one should not kill the undead with a chainsaw. Forget the movies. Germs will be splashing everywhere, and the undead are a lot bigger than some random Amish chicken.
Zombie Phrase for the Day
AwwrrGhsssa uurwaahuihhh WiiiisshUUrusus oooorn Laah!
Translation: My favorite radio commentator is Rush Limbaugh.
Desperate Need for Brains Here!
Photo By Ng Han Guan, File
Not all zombie hoards shuffle aimlessly — unfortunately.
Zombie? Apologies if you’re too young to know this icon! You missed a great one.
Notice the blankness in Steve’s eyes. More importantly, was there ever a period in history when this outfit might have passed for normal wearing apparel? Did Jack Lord pick this outfit? Or was someone else trying to provide us with a clue?
And speaking of clues, old 5-0 fans should check out the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OYpbM5-uSk&feature=related
Excellent quote by Abigail after viewing this link: “He was lucky. Immortalized by low-resolution cameras.” Too true. Pancake make-up and HD are not friends.
Zombie phrase for the day:
AhhhruuurpppXXXXZZZZahrgg! UURRZhhuuupp?
Translation: Princess Leia is my favorite character. Who’s yours?
Hope springs eternal
From yahoo.comThe zombie romance novel cannot be far behind. I wish them all the happiness they can squeeze out of this life.
Seriously, at least she’s not 23. The fellow may be as smart as his fortune indicates and maybe she’s smart enough to understand that current culture gives way too many cute points and not nearly enough smart points.
Then we read Kim and Kanye’s lamentations about how somehow — amazing! — it all went wrong. I give these two way better odds than Kim and Kanye.
